If he was in really bad shape, I'd go into his room and try to get him back to sleep. Sometimes he would be up, but not screaming, so I would sit outside his door. Just in case I needed to rush in.
Those were the nights where I'd get rushes of adrenaline. If I could keep my eyes focused on my son's door, I did alright.
It was those gosh darn times when my eyes would wander. I have no clue why I couldn't stop myself, but it always happened!
I'd make that awful mistake, and this is what I would see coming straight for me. It would be a mix of Gollum, the zombie things from I Am Legend, and a lake monster.
Being a smart individual, I would quickly look away, knowing that if I pretend to have not seen it, it can't hurt me. It made for some very long nights.
Ahhh funny. Alas I am also terrified of the dark, but I'm not afraid of monsters, I'm afraid of monstrously evil humans!
ReplyDeleteAh yes. I too am afraid of humans. But for some reason, in my own home, at night, it's always crawly creepy monsters trying to get me.
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